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The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
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Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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| DOG JOKES
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.
*Missing Husband*
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ????????? 
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! |
